WARNING

ACCORDING TO WHATEVER, TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!!!
AND AS HE OBSERVES, IT LOOKS EVEN BETTER WITH PLENTY OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WANT TO WARN YOU AGAINST READING MEG ROSOFF'S NEW NOVEL, ENTITLED WHAT I WAS. IT IS ONE OF THE WORST BOOKS I'VE TRIED TO READ ALL YEAR. I FOUND A COPY AT THE PUBLIC LIBRARY AND BROUGHT IT HOME BECAUSE I LOVED HOW I LIVE NOW. IT IS ONE OF THE BEST YA NOVELS I'VE EVER READ, AND I RECOMMEND IT TO YOU A HUNDRED TIMES OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT I HATED WHAT I WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ELEANOR TRIED TO WARN ME. SHE READ THE BLURB ON THE BACK AND SAID "LOOK, A BOARDING SCHOOL BOY WHO SHATTERS THE LIFE OF A FRIEND NAMED FINN!!! HOW ORIGINAL!!!" (SHE JUST READ A SEPARATE PIECE AS A SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT.)
BUT WHAT I WAS TURNS OUT NOT TO BE AN IMITATION OF A SEPARATE PIECE, DESPITE THE BLURB. JUST RESIST PICKING IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE. OR IF YOU DON'T RESIST, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!